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The fans shouting “f*ck trump” in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall
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totes.the.goat on ig
Aries:
Sex in public spaces; box; bloody lips after a fight; tattoos; driving fast; messy beds; ponytails; never telling how you really feel, bad boys that end up being really really really soft
Taurus:
Green eyes; warm hugs; junk food; forests; soft voices; vintage decoration for your room; pastel colors; late night kisses; books; cozy blankets
Geminis:
Laughing till your stomach hurts; coffee; long drives; sexual jokes; really sexy laughs; satan; beautiful smiles; lying even when you don’t need to; late night sex
Cancer:
Shy laughs, sweet brown eyes; writting about your feelings till 4am; tea; storytelling; cats; warm houses; light brown curled hair; sloppy first kisses
Leo:
Tan skin; having all the windows open in a sunny day; sleeping naked; greek mithology; long hair; nice clothes; mirrors; big smiles; protecting your friends at all costs
Virgo:
Librarys; round glasses; art museums; the happiness of getting a good grade; having a lot of responsibilities; feeling like you are going to have a panick attack at any moment; clean rooms; constructive criticism
Libra:
Beautiful faces; contagious laughs; happy smiles; models; lying to avoid broken hearts; jewelry; running away when things get hard; the color pink; hazel eyes
Scorpio:
Angry sex; hurting others before they can hurt you; secrets; intense stares; intense love storys; the mix of blue eyes, tan skin and black hair; jealousy; interesting personalities; really mean “jokes”; deep voices drenched with sarcasm
Sagittarius:
Sneaking out at the middle of the night with your boyfriend; shower sex; only hearing what you want to hear; inside jokes; smirks; the view from a window at a airplane; messy buns; memes; skinny dipping; perverted jokes
Capricorn:
Soft hair and skin; the smell of a old bookstore; lingerie; cold weather; hard work; life changing moments; the feeling of regret; staring at someone you love from across the room; dark sense of humor
Aquarius:
Polaroids; the feeling that no one understands; crying in front of the person you love for the first time; playing video games all night; aliens; intellectual conversations; breaking someone’s heart; observing others; being so nervous your voice cracks
Pisces:
Heavy rain; seductive laughs; freckles; “i miss you” texts at 3 am; eye contact; guilty pleasures; smiles that melt your heart; natural beauty; being really submissive in bed; naturally red lips, drunk texts; biting your own lips
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
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My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,
Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch
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